does anyone really like crows?

May 22, 2007 | Category: Uncategorized

wtf? today, i’m standing in the kitchen, talking to a plumber, when i look over and a fucking crow is standing in the living room. i’m certain it’s the one that’s been sneaking into the garage when the door is up and eating the cat food. (it’s dry food, but i’m sure it would eat canned, too. it would eat anything if it thought it would make it’s life better, whether it liked the taste or not. that’s how crows are. always looking to move up, not caring who they fucking bother, and always wondering why everyone hates them. no fucking clue) so i just stop in mid-speech, look at it and say, “Oouut! Out Out Out!” i walk towards it, and the prick just walks away at my same rate of advance. not scared. looking around to see how to get in the garage for the chow-chow. “Out! Get out you fucker!” it waits till i’m about 6 feet from it, then flys out the back door. i walk back to close the front door, and yep, a little squirt of crow crap in the entry hall. just rude. what else can you call that but plain old rude?

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2 Comments

  1. veez0ri on May 23rd, 2007
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    RUDE yes but smart!!!! they know where the free food is at.

  2. jlogic on June 12th, 2007
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    just for the record, another f*cking crow incident. last week i was out on a morning run, going by the dog park, and a crow in a tree is making a racket. i responded by clapping my hands. not fast, just clapping, maybe 12 claps in 8 seconds. No sooner do i run past him,under the tree, than the little prick swoops down and hits me in the head with his wing.no lie.

    evil.

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